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Slugger Set to Start on Alternative Workout Regimen: Dave Parker has been terrorizing pitchers for years now. One would argue that whatever workout routine the slugger has been adhering to has paid off in spades.%0A%0AWell%2C everyone except for Parker himself.%0A%0AThe 6%27 2%22%2C215 lbs pound 3B announced this week that he would be embarking on a brand new exercising routine. One that forbids almost any sort of physical exertion.%0A%0ASaid Parker%2C %22Guru Habanjasang has come up with what I think will be an effective workout philosophy.%22 When asked about the lack of actual exercise%2C he replied%2C %22Yes%2C that%27s part of the program. Technically%2C I shouldn%27t even be running the bases any more%2C but we%27ve agreed that was an acceptable exception.%22%0A%0AThe Twitterverse exploded with opinions when the announcement was initially made. Smith has issued only one tweet since - %23Guru Habanjasang knows all.%0A